Bear strippers and more
July 7, 2008
I saw Wall-E yesterday… it was good… it was Pixar so you knew it was gonna be good… not as good as Incredibles, but still one of the best movies this summer. I giggled, I cried, I basically did everything a 5 year old girl does at the movies. I also danced with sparklers while topless in the rain on a rooftop for July 4th so pretty much the whole weekend was spent doing things normally reserved for children.
As soon as this trend started up I have been talking about it and can’t get enough… I would love to try it myself but I’m fairly sure my old man joints couldn’t take it:
10 Best examples of parkour in film
Admittedly I can’t play Guitar Hero on expert, but I would decimate this game on the hardest setting:
If you need a reminder as to why your mouth is full of fillings and why mornings just aren’t as fun as they used to be:
It’s not classy to poke fun at the dead, unless they made some batshit crazy last request, in that case… poke away:
Have you ever thought… sure, I’d be a Christian but Jesus is just too ______ for me? Well, come on back to the flock and pick the right Jesus for your needs:
Do you like strippers? Do you like bears? How bout a bear working a tree like it’s a stripper pole? You’re welcome:
