Mint medicine makes me moody
June 20, 2008
Sorry for all the alliteration in todays title. But seriously… Ive been bipolar since sucking down this, “Health food store,” alternative remedy for a cold. My girl has this little bottle of offensively minty stuff with a dropper. She puts three squirts of it into a glass of water and I foolishly drink it. Now I’m going from feelings of violation and confusion to wanting to punch a baby because my stomach is in a knot. Note: One of the emotions I’m not feeling is elation because my cold is gone…
Ahh… crap… I gotta go to work and make children smile. Let’s hope that the impetus to baby-punch doesn’t strike while I’m there.
You know that scene in that movie where your favorite actress finally bares all? Yeah, that wasn’t her:
I don’t often pay attention to the reviews on amazon before buying a book… but I occasionally skim through them. Some of them really are quite helpful.
From the just plain weird files comes this:
And from the so creepy I’m going to loose sleep over it files, comes this, a baby laughing in slow motion:
This is probably the stupidest race idea I’ve ever seen… in terms of probability of face shattering injury this ranks far above three legged race and dizzy drunken baseball:
I’ve been guilty of using my microwave in inappropriate ways… and I will say that if you put a Smores poptart in the microwave upside down for just the right amount of time.. it’s amazing!:
I’m partial to, “These pretzels are making me thirsty.”: