How have we not talked about Wipeout?

June 26, 2008

I have five minutes today so I can write a little up front… I didn’t get to talk about Tuesday night.  ABC premiered two new shows… Wipeout and I Survived a Japanese Gameshow.  Apparently all the time I had been spending at ABC they had been paying special attention to my needs and desires as a viewer.   It combines my love of shows like MXC with my hatred for humans in general and my desire to watch them hurt themselves foolishly.  It was kind of brilliant.  They make no effort to hide the fact that they’ve designed obstacles not for athletes or people with any skill to be able to navigate… but obstacles designed for the simple act of making you look like an idiot and probably hurting you in the process.  Thank you ABC… thank you.

This is the best mash-up movie trailer I’ve seen since The Shining… Ferris Bueller Requiem for a Day Off:

I’m am ashamed I didn’t score perfectly on this one but with more than five minutes left there was no way I was gonna think of the white cop’s name:

How many Simpsons can you name in 10 minutes

Is it weird that the show hasn’t been on in 2 decades and the readership can’t be that high on the comic and yet the go to female costume is always wonder woman?:

50 Hottest Wonder Women

I don’t understand what’s going on with this site, my friend Randy sent it to me and said he killed a Looong time there… frankly it frightens me:


If you’re eating… put the food down… if you’re on a diet and you are trying not to eat click here right away:

Mini-me Verne Troyer has a sex tape

From that, you’ll need to clean your brain out… there is no better solution than tv without context (if I could explain this better than that I would):

Neave TV

Awesome… simply awesome:

Top 30 porn names in baseball


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