Mmm… eyeballs.

January 19, 2009

You know what I say to someone who pulls out their own eye and eats it? I say, “Sir, you clearly have some issues, you should go to a mental institution where you can speak to a professional about said issues.” You know what Texas says? Prison. You know what Texas says after he pulls out his other eye and eats it?

Mmm… eye bulbs

You would assume the guy above would have no problem eating any of these things… whereas I… who is relatively sane… would not touch these with a fork or a 30 foot pole:

6 Sadistic Dishes

In keeping with the horrifying things theme today… ever wanted to know what it would feel like to smash your hand with a hammer but don’t really want to deal with the messy aftermath…:

Hallucinate by hacking your brain

I always liked Patton Oswalt… and now I know that we are kindered spirits… his blog entry put into words what I’ve never been able to:

Statham… yell it when you’re fucking

Happpy New Year

January 1, 2009

That’s right… 3 p’s… That’s how freakin happy… or maybe it’s a stutter brought on by the fact that it was 14 degrees here in New York for the new year.
Just wanted to stop in and say I’ve been sick and trying to work things out as usual. I figured January 1st 2009 is as good a time as any to remind you why you stop in here occasionally… because I find the next big ridiculous thing on the internet before anyone else does. (So ridiculous that it actually made my girl smile after The Wrestler gave her perma-sad (side note… see The Wrestler))
And here on the first day of the new year I bring you…
Hamster on a Piano