One of those mornings…

October 15, 2009

I really, really didn’t want to get out of bed this morning.  It has finally turned just cold enough that the shift from under the covers to out of the bed is bearable only after a good 45 minutes of hitting snooze and grunting. The trains were all messed up and when I stopped at the bodega to get coffee I had to wait 5 minutes while the one deli guy made 3 hero sandwiches for other people.  Seriously what the hell are you doing eating ham, turkey and cheese on a hero at 1030 in the morning.  Though I must admit I smiled after watching the guy put 4 slices of cheese on one hero prompting the customer to say, “That’s it?  I put more cheese on a mouse trap.”

I’ve posted links like this before, but when I find pages like this I can’t help but pass them along.  It’s kind of wonderful to look at Linda Beatty, the playmate the month I was born.  I have to say that minus the 70’s hairstyling (and I’m not talking about on her head) she still holds up as attractive today…:

Every playmate 1953-2008

In fairness to the ladies… here’s a video with some male naughty bits (just drawings… if they were real penii (yes, that’s the plural of penis) that would be gross):

Office Dick Mystery

Ok… the last link of questionable taste for the day… only because it stars Alan Tudyk (of Firefly and Dodgeball fame) and my favorite pornstar Belladonna (of Asstravaganza and Booty Duty 11 fame):

PG Porn – High Poon

Here’s kind of a two for one link… firstly the video… a frog on a motorcycle.  Can it get better than that?  Yes.  Yes it can… it’s on a website which will take any youtube video and replace the audio with the Benny Hill music.  FTW:

Benny Hill Frog on a Motorcycle

We all know that I’m obsessed with the limits of the human body… or maybe we don’t… point is technology is always improving us.  I am the type who is worried that people are going to hack into his webcam  so the idea that someone is having his eye replaced with a camera is terrifying:

Building a superhuman

Enter Sandman by Metallica… as told by cats… that is all:

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