Aside from the creepy Greek guy down the street and the horrifyingly anti-semetic man that lives a little too close for comfort… I live in a pretty nice neighborhood.  Movie theaters, grocery stores, shopping, bars, movie studio, restaurants…

Then one morning my roommate awakes to find something unsettling outside of our kitchen window:

It started off several blocks away and day by day it’s parking space moved closer and closer until 10 construction workers cut from steel we’re hanging out just outside our 2nd story kitchen window having lunch.  Creepy.

I digress… down to business… and by business I mean silly links:

Turns out all those film strips we watched in high school health class were lying:

10 Myths about Marijuana

Of course if that’s the case then how do you explain this (I’m aware that I’ve linked to it in the past… but there’s always good new stuff… people who smoke the ganj have some pretty good ideas):

Highdeas

I don’t know what is going on over there in Japan… I know that Shylock bleeds if you cut him, but apparently Shylock-san would bleed out 10 times the blood that was contained in his body over the course of 5 hours if you cut him…. but I will totally put it on my netflix:

Mutant Girls Squad

You know… I like Macchio, and this video is right on the money… what’s a child star have to do to get work in this business?:

Wax On, F*ck Off with Ralph Macchio

WARNING: This one is vulgar and mean and tasteless… well, technically it’s about taste, so it’s not tasteless… but it’s most certainly offensive to a lot of people, and frankly I don’t want to hear it… but I do think it sounds like it might be eerily accurate:

What celebrity pus*y tastes like

Now something for the kids… if anyone wants to produce a Saturday morning cartoon of comic babies (like Muppet Babies but with comic heroes/villains) … call this guy right now because I want to watch that show with his character designs They are a little emo and a lot awesome:

Christopher Uminga’s comic kids

Wanna see two guys who could rip you in half talk about technique and how they can rip you in half before you know they’re touching you?  To be fair, Kimbo Slice (who is frankly terrifying, if you’ve ever seen him fight you know you never want to be on the receiving end), takes a lesson from actor Michael Jai White (from Spawn, but more importantly Black Dynamite, and that really cool Mortal Kombat trailer that hit the web this week):

A Quicky

June 7, 2010

Since I’ve been away for so long… I decided I should give you something nice.  I’ve watched it too many times today, and now you will too:

Not really their PR, but funny:

BP Global PR twitter feed

Worth it for the beans reactions… (that doesn’t make sense, I know):

Screaming beans

It’s funny… there are some celebrities who as children, you would’ve thought thay’d turn out much better looking… others, it’s astonishing how well they’ve aged.  (Mario Lopez wins the Dick Clark Dorian Grey award):

Celebrities then and now

It astounds me that there are still codes out there that haven’t been broken.  We have umpteen computer programs that crack codes and yet someone can write something like, “Givl upi mrtf, upi;; mrbrt dp;br yjod” and no one will figure it out for years.  (by the way, the example is a cipher that I made up… it is solvable… if you’re smart enough to figure it out mwah hahahaha):

11 Legendary Uncracked Ciphers

Here’s where I talk about porn.  yes… PORN.  Who doesn’t love porn?  OK, I only mentioned it 3 times because I’m sure it will totally raise the number of hits to my site… how do I know this?  Check out the stats man!:

College pranks 🙂  Stealing mascots, panty raids… I once put a toilet in a fountain.  These guys win:

R2-D2 FTW

And now… I leave you with… Keanu reeves eats everything: