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I got nuthin for today… I’m still dealing with 1 girl 1 cake… so I’ll just give you this animated gif that makes me giggle:

There was this fast food place by my house in New Orleans called Rax… it was like a Roy Rogers, or an Arby’s, basically just roast beef sandwiches.  I was eating one in the restaurant and bit down on what felt like a piece of metal. Turns out their roast beef is shipped in a can and the opener had shaved off a large hunk of metal which wound up in my sandwich.  They presented me with a free sandwiches for life card as an apology.  Then I was left with a conundrum, do I really want to eat roast beef sandwiches that I know came from a can even if they’re free:

7 Bizarre Fast Food Industry Lawsuits

Speaking of almost choking to death on a sharp piece of metal:

7 People who cheated death and then kicked it in the balls

Know you will know who to thank next time you are at a sporting event and can’t see the field/court because the asshole in front of you has a giant foam finger:

The history of the foam finger

If we find out that Jim Henson is alive and well, I will be ecstatic!!!  Probably not… but even so it’s nice to see new Muppet videos:

Mysterious viral Muppet clips

I don’t think I ever needed to know this much about semen and/or vaginal secretions, but for those of you who needed this much information:

Everything you need to know about… fluids

Advice I seriously need to take: